SEASON 2 STARTS 9TH OF APRIL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD
OMG THAT’S SO SOON I’M NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED YET OMG!!!!!!
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
dennys are you ok
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
sass master 2004
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
名瀬 泉[Nase Izumi] - The Queen
"Stuff Being Thrown at My Head," a photo series by Latvian photographer Kaija Straumanis
I was expecting these photos to have some sort of deep meaning
Then I scrolled down and they’re just called stuff being thrown at my head
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
Merida being a sweetheart (x)
I love the way she carries on. Like some people when they’re asking a child a question and they give you an answer that doesn’t make sense, they look to the parents and laugh and don’t realise what that can do to a child’s self esteem. But she’s like ‘god yeah candle flavoured cake’ and that’s important to me. And people say ‘people who work at disney have such easy jobs’ but they’ve got this pressure on them to keep every single child they meet happy. They’ve got to stay in character and be believable, improvise and make sure they say the right thing. How many of you would be like ‘candles not a flavour’ and laugh and that child would be embarrassed as hell, maybe cry and possibly avoid the character and/or movie for years. I don’t think people realise just how much talent and skill and knowledge you have to have to work with children in general and it’s such a tragically ignored ability. And the way children’s self esteem can be effected so easily by things like this is ignored too. Like I still can’t be open about my music and love of theatre because my parents are negative and close minded and put it down saying its ‘not a real job’ and they’ve done that since I was about 4? So when I was 4 I started having low self esteem. And that’s horrible I’ve had to hide what I love since I was 4. 4s still an innocent little baby! And that’s why it’s so important for children’s imagination and interests and individuality to be encouraged for their whole lives because we are becoming a very sad, secretive, anxious society and if we don’t stop it’s only going to get worse. This seems like I’m crazy over reacting but if merida hadn’t done what she did, this child could feel so stupid and ashamed and we can’t make children feel that way cause they don’t know how to handle it and it can harm them so much. So yeah praise merida and all the people who support children for the unique, confident, over imaginative, beautiful creatures they are
my kind of party
This is OBVIOUSLY photoshopped. This butch lyin to herself and all of u smh